Hiking the cliffs of Zion and taking detours around the Grand Canyon burns a lot of calories, so offering me a go at a breakfast buffet is a rookie mistake. Meanwhile, Arizona has prepared a welcome of rain, wind, and frost.
Replacing my sole piece of cutlery: 3.95 dollars. Eating dessert for dinner: 8 dollars. Getting caught in the fiercest storm of my life: Bryceless.
Roses are red, Utah is too, I’m not a good poet, and covered in mud.