Coyotes, colours, and canyons line the path through Yellowstone, as I keep destroying other people’s bikes. The apocalypse is approaching, time for a board game.
The learning outcomes of the ten years that I spent in academia are twofold: 1) make sure you use the word ‘twofold’ in every publication and 2) never refuse free food, even if it comes in the form of leftover testicles.
Hay bales and grizzly bears stand idly by as I flip-flop across the Continental Divide and re-enter the US. Do not click if you are allergic to natural beauty. If accidentally exposed, wash eyes and watch Donald Trump speeches on YouTube.